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About Me

So i basically just copy/pasted this from my MySpaz profile haha.

Gender: Dude.
Status: In a relationship. That means I will not have an internet affair with you, and I will not tell you that your pictures are cute. I am also faithful.
Sexual Orientation: I am Bi, so if you have a problem with gays and/or gay marriage, don't talk to me.
Occupation: I work with computers & concerts.
Ethnicity: I'm white, y0.
Height: 6 foot something.
I am here for: friends.
Religion: Atheist.
Smoke/Drink: Socially/Yes.


Team Hilary.
I like milk duds.
I like kissing.
I like cuddling. But not with you.
My birthday is on Halloween. Hooray scary things.
I like my cellphone.
I like my sunglasses.
I like Lift Plus.
My iPod is my second lover.
I like to take photos of myself.
I like to go to the beach.
I like ice cream.
I like it when my girlfriend calls me mean names like poop and stinky. Fluffy is pretty cute, too. I have a fluffy head.
I'm currently obsessed with Christmas music. But only the cool kind. Not the traditional bullshit, just cool bands.
I'd do anything for my LizzieCat. She makes me happy every day.
I'm a pretentious art fag. Piss me off and I'll draw you (dead in a gutter).
I have bling. I'm gangsta.
I'm a zombie, y0. I will eat your brains. I'm a zombie gangsta. Bling bling braaaaiiiinnss.
My bedroom looks like that of a teenage girl. There are sweaty band boys everywhere.
I live in a basement.
My bedroom does not have a door. It does however, have a curtain.
I hate spiders.
Oh god, I hate spiders. I will seriously scream and run if I see one.
If you hit on me on Myspace, I won't take it seriously.
Because, lets face it, even ugly people get the same compliments here. That said, I'm not going to tell you your pictures are cute, because that would make me a lying, cheating, bastard.
Flirting is cheating's ugly, inbred cousin. They keep him in a cage.
I'm not a lying, cheating, bastard.
If you're my friend, I'll defend you no matter what.
And I expect the same, no matter what.
It's really not that much to ask.
I am NOT a pirate. That shit's overrated.
I have a megaphone, so if you annoy me, I can use it to scream in your ear.

If you want to talk to someone who finds jokes about penises funny, laughs (a lot) at their own jokes, and has a huge ego, then feel free to drop me a line. I promise to reply.
Eventually.

My Interests

Music

A Change of Pace, Alexisonfire, Alkaline Trio♥, Anti-Flag, The Ataris, Autopilot Off, Bad Religion, The Beautiful Mistake, Billy Talent, The Bleeders, Blink 182, Boxcar Racer, Breaking Benjamin, The Clash, Coheed and Cambria, Daphne Loves Derby, The Descendents, Drive By, Dungyn Mastur, Dumblewhore, Escape the Snape, The F-ups, The Faint, From First to Last, Funeral For a Friend, Goldfinger, Good Charlotte♥♥, Green Day, Hawthorne Heights, Hazen Street, ♥♥♥Hilary Duff♥♥♥, HIM, Hot Water Music, The Hot Lies, IMA Robot, Jeffree Star, Lagwagon, Letter Kills, Lola Ray, Matchbook Romance, Mest, Morrissey, My American Heart, My Chemical Romance, NoFX, The Offspring, Pennywise, Plain White Tees, Queens of the Stoneage, The Rabble, Rancid, The Rasmus, Riddlin' Kids, Rise Against, Rode-Hoes, Say Anything, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Silverchair, Silverstein, Something Corporate, Stardrunk, Story of the Year, Strung Out, Sugarcult, Sum 41, System of a Down, Tenacious D, The Used

Movies

Television

Books